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" Women are not supposed to snore, burp, sweat or pass gas. Therefore we must bitch or we will blow up"

The law of diminishing returns: If everytime you touch your wife or girlfriend it leads to sex, eventually their desire to be close and touch will fade. If you want to get points for being  nice, give them a regular back rub or foot rub that doesn't lead to anything.

"You can't change a person, only your reaction to them"  submitted by Trish

 

 

 

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