• Women are not property.   Nor is a wife, or a girlfriend.  You own a car, a watch, a bowling ball.  You don't own another human being

• Women have as much right to experience all of life as anyone else.  Life is a huge finger painting session.  Everyone has the same right to paint whatever, and wherever they want.

• The hardest job in the entire world is that of a working mother. This woman actually has 4 jobs in one. She must hold a job, be a mom, be a wife, and be  lover.

• Women operate more from the right side of their brain.

• The right side of the brain is more emotional.

• Women are re-energized through emotional stuff.

• Men are usually stuck in the left side of their brain.

• The left side of the brain is more logic oriented.

• Men are re-energized through logic and physical stuff.

• Logic isn't better than emotion, it is just different.

• Everybody needs to be energized. 

• Treat each other like you are the president of their fan club.  

• Men can't hope to understand emotion like women. (Remember this for the rules on conflict)

• Women don't need to be fixed.  They were born with all working parts, and all put together. Just listen.

• Women don't need everything they say they want or like.  Don't be intimidated by window shopping. 

• Women don't navigate by sight. They navigate by the written world......landmarks aren't the same for them as they are for men.  Men can get somewhere by looking at familiar landmarks.  Women don't navigate like this.  They navigate by looking for familiar or specified words.    

• Women don't always want to take the dog for a walk.  Sometimes the dog has to walk himself.  So don't expect her to entertain you every time you have nothing to do.  

• Women weren't born to take care of dogs.

• Women weren't born to feed dogs.

• Women weren't born to clean up after dogs. 

• Women take care of dogs,  feed and clean up after them because they choose to.

• Women are paradox.  While most choose to pay less attention to technology and the multitasking capabilities it provides us with.  Women tend to have more multitasking capabilities than me i.e. working moms. They have the ultimate biological multitasking operating system known to man. Don't get your Calvins in a bunch.  Science supports this with studies that show that the female corpus callosum can process multiple tasks better than a male counterpart. This corpus callosum is the portion of the brain that connects the right side to the left side.

• When your woman first saw you she was turned on by your positive don qualities.  She wasn't turned on by watching you piss on a fire hydrant, drop a load on the lawn, fart at your kibble bowl, or scratching your fleas.  If you want to keep a certain amount of romance alive, save that stuff for the guys.  It shows respect. 

• Women love to be respected.  

• When a woman is respected, they react with unsolicited affection.

• When women decide a relationship is over.....IT IS OVER!!!.  They detach emotionally a lot cleaner then men.  Stalking her when she has decided to move on will do nothing for your cause. Get on with your own life.  She has the right to hers.  Help yourself by trying to figure out what part of the negative stuff you lent to the demise of the relationship.  Learning new tricks will not endear you to a women if she has detached emotionally.

• Don't interrogate when communicating.  People don't like to feel like they are on trial, or that they are guilty of something. 

• Better compliment a woman about her dress/hair/perfume in the first 5 minutes of a date.  

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